For all you sad people with nothing to do, here is a potted history about ME

Well, where do I start !!  I made my first appearance on the 17th January 1955.  I suppose I had the smell of grease paint in my nostrils and a desire for the bright lights from a very early age.

I was destined to try many ways over the years to achieve fame and fortune.  My first attempt came as soon as I was able to walk when I auditioned for a bit part as a tap-dancer in a 1957 blockbuster, 'Sink or swim'

The audition didn't go very well, I caught my toe in the plughole but I wasn't sunk, a few years later I was again auditioning, this time for a chance to play a lifeguard in the 1963 classic, 'Baywatch at Butlins'

 

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